Dr. Drums' Clinic

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Our Mission
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Services
In the clinic we perform.
- Lobotomies
- Craniotomies
- Hemispherectomies
- Audiology Services
- Xenotransplantation
- Knee Surgery
- Amputation
- Removal of Foreign Objects from Bodily Orifices
- COVID Tests
Our Mission
On Prescription Beats, we pride ourselves in the utmost quality of care, service, and jams. Every week we put on a show that is sure to make you feel better!




